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Written by Ian Lilly and myself.             I added two more verses at two later dates to keep up with the times!     Not recorded here but written below.

                                                                                              ONE FRIDAY IN APRILWITH WILLAIM AND KATE

ONE FRIDAY IN APRIL MY DINNER WAS LATE                                                            NO FOOD ON THE TABLE – NOT EVEN A PLATE
IN MILLIONS OF HOMES MEN ENDURED THE SAME FATE    -                                  THEIR WIVES HAD RUN OFF TO WATCH WILLAIM AND KATE

         Chorus

                           FOR RICHER , FOR POORER; FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE                      THE TISSUES WERE OUT THROUGH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
                          TOSS IN A NICE PRINCE AND A TIARA TOO                                            TILL EVERY GIRL SIGHS ‘ OH I DO, YES I DO ! ’

SUCH GOOD-LOOKING GUARDS IN THEIR BEARSKINS AND SPATS                        CELEBRITY TYPES IN BOW TIES AND CRAVATS
THE FASHIONS AND FURS OF THE ARISTOCRATS                                                        AND FERGIE’S TWO GIRLS IN THEIR FANCIFUL HATS !

       Chorus

THAT WALK DOWN THE ISLE WAS A REAL SITE TO SEE                                            AND THAT FIRST ROYAL KISS LOOKED SO GOOD ON T V
YES THAT WHOLE WEDING DAY WAS A SIGHT FOR ALL EYES                                BUT PIPA’S DERRIERE WAS THE ONE BIG SURPRISE.

           Chorus

AND WHEN IT WAS OVER, BEGAN THE DEBATE :                                                         COULD CHARLES AND CAMILLA NOT JUST ABDICATE ?
AND MANY A MAID WAS RESIGNED TO HER FATE                                                      SHOULD HANDSOME YOUNG HARRY HAVE NEED OF A MATE !

            Chorus

THE WEDDING IS OVER AND TIME HAS MOVED ON ON                                              23 / 07 A NEW PRINCE WAS BORN
CALLED GEORGE PRINCE OF CAMBRIDGE ALEXANDER LOUIS                                WHO’S NOW PART OF THE R O Y A L F A M I L Y TREE.

            Chorus

NOW GEORGE HAS A SISTER WHO'S NAMES I'LL NOW TELL                                    HER FIRST NAME IS CHARLOTTE WHICH SUITS HER REAL WELL
AND THEN COMES ELIZABETH  A REALLY FINE CHOICE                                          AND LASTLY DIANA SO AGAIN WE'LL REJOICE.

         Chorus